07 February 2007 @ 09:43 pm
::sniffles::  
No matter how hard I try I can't find Cable/Deadpool slash! I've been looking for the past several days and there is almost none to be found! In fact, I have found a total of 6 Cable/Deadpool fics on the totality of the internet.

How is this even possible? Have the fangirls deserted me in my time of need? This comic cries out to be slashed people! See! . . . OK, that's totally out of context, but even in context it's terribly slashy, just in a different way! Nate "bodyslided by two" them back to where it all began, in hopes of showing Deadpool the error of his ways! . . . Right, then.


Still, I'm very upset with fandom right now. See, this is my upset face - ;(


If anyone can find any Cable/Deadpool fics, I will love them forever and bake them many e-orange-cornmuffins!
 
crushed
crushed
 
 
tudhaliastudhalias on February 8th, 2007 03:46 am (UTC)
I take it you couldn't find the "Oh, Nathan, can I oil your cybernetic arm?" page to post as an example, then.
 
Tsarina and Autocrat of All Hedgehogs: q: gayer than a tree full of monkeysjissa on February 8th, 2007 04:26 am (UTC)
I was trying to remember what issue that was from! Do you remember?
 
Tsarina and Autocrat of All Hedgehogs: q: dancejissa on February 13th, 2007 05:16 am (UTC)
Wha HAH! Issue number 20!

::does the dance of information!joy::
 
tudhaliastudhalias on February 8th, 2007 03:48 am (UTC)
Oh, also I think the lack of slash might have something to do with the fact that Cable is over 80 years old and Wade is covered in tumors.
 
Tsarina and Autocrat of All Hedgehogs: m: tee heejissa on February 8th, 2007 04:27 am (UTC)
Pshaw! Why should that stop their love!

Theirloveissodisemboweling!
 
Em Dash: Buffy/Angel Lovetheemdash on February 8th, 2007 12:13 pm (UTC)
Yes, but personally I can't imagine describing Wade.....
 
Tsarina and Autocrat of All Hedgehogsjissa on February 8th, 2007 12:59 pm (UTC)
But that doesn't preclude some cute fic from Wade's pov! Their could even be malfunctioning first person monologues, just like from the comics!
 
Em Dash: Writingtheemdash on February 8th, 2007 02:35 pm (UTC)
stop.... making me... want ..... to write.... Wade.

(btw- layout?)
 
Tsarina and Autocrat of All Hedgehogs: f: b5jissa on February 9th, 2007 05:12 am (UTC)
Oh, and as for the layout, I started coding it in expressive, but the css is taking me a bit to master . . . plus, deadpool's distracting me. Hopefully I'll have something to show you by Sunday.
 
Em Dash: Marvel Phoenixtheemdash on February 8th, 2007 12:12 pm (UTC)
Why is 'Pool's mask all wrinkly? Did he run out of fabric softener?

I RPed as Deadpool one time. It was awesome.

OMG. I need a Deadpool icon. HA HA!
 
Tsarina and Autocrat of All Hedgehogs: f: x-menjissa on February 8th, 2007 12:57 pm (UTC)
Well, Wade had just been through a fight with pretty much all of the "Secret Avengers," and then had to throw down with Cable. And then there were those tranq darts that hit him in the face . . . twice. I feel like these things could result in wrinkly mask syndrome.


Hee! Now I'm imagining a commercial for drug to cure wrinkly mask syndrome! . . . I make my own fun!


And I can't believe you managed to pull off rp-ing as Wade. That must truly have been awesome. Oh Deadpool, we love you so!
 
Em Dash: Marvel Phoenixtheemdash on February 8th, 2007 02:34 pm (UTC)
Now I'm imagining a commercial for drug to cure wrinkly mask syndrome! . . . I make my own fun!

Yes. Yes, you do. *tickles*

And I can't believe you managed to pull off rp-ing as Wade.

We were at an amusement park, if you can imagine, and Deadpool was throughly enthralled with the bumper cars. I think part of it went something like this:

"How dare you threaten the fun of all these happy-go-lucky go-luckiers! How could you possibly . . . BUMPER CARS?!!!!" *goes to ride the bumper cars*
 
Tsarina and Autocrat of All Hedgehogs: ff: wash geesejissa on February 9th, 2007 05:11 am (UTC)
He so would! Ahhh, Wade and his easily distractable ways.

Who wouldn't love Deadpool? . . . besides all those people he horribly murdered. And their loved ones. And those that kidnapped and held hostage. Except that Blind Al still loves him, which just goes to prove my point. . . . And I'll stop babbling now . . .
 
zenpenguin: Kurt McBamfypantszenpenguin on February 8th, 2007 03:13 pm (UTC)
Sorry about the lack of ther horrible horrible slashiness of justice.

Here's something that might make you feel better:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/371314917_28a9fc9f5d_o.jpg
 
Robert Rence: Crazyrobertrence on February 8th, 2007 08:46 pm (UTC)
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
 
Tsarina and Autocrat of All Hedgehogs: spn: sam sees fangirlsjissa on February 9th, 2007 05:13 am (UTC)
::nods::

We can't. It's a well known fact.

Although, of course, always nice to see immortalized on a poster.
 
parentes on February 9th, 2007 07:21 pm (UTC)
Just as a matter of curiosity: 5:13 AM????
 
parentes on February 9th, 2007 07:22 pm (UTC)
But I see it adds 5 hours. What's UTC?
 
Tsarina and Autocrat of All Hedgehogs: m: angelicjissa on February 10th, 2007 03:40 am (UTC)
::blinks:: I don't know. . . . Something perfectly reasonable I'm sure.
 
The Chibi What Lurksgardenprophet on February 14th, 2007 04:54 am (UTC)
Ahahahahaha. You have made my night. I love you Seth.
 
The Chibi What Lurksgardenprophet on February 14th, 2007 05:03 am (UTC)
OMG! I totally sympathize! I had that fatal revelation about a number of fandoms. Not much of any Jonas slash, tragically little Spiderman slash that isn't Peter/Harry(yuck!) and NO GODDAMN slash for Hakkai/Goku (1 fic, I've read it). There are others, but I can't remember now, beyond a vague lingering sense of frustration. Which is odd, considering that you can find *Joel/Tom Servo* slash easily. ::shivers::

About 5 years ago, I was saddened over the lack of GetBackers slash, then the rest of fandom caught up, so maybe all you need to do is wait?
 
Tsarina and Autocrat of All Hedgehogs: sga: mc puppy eyesjissa on February 14th, 2007 05:21 am (UTC)
Wait a minute, there's really no Hakkai/Goku? I know there's tons of Saiyuki fic out there now, it seems insane that none of it Hakkai/Goku. How weird.

Stupid Joel/Tom Servo! Taking up fandom space that would be better devoted to our slashy desires!

Perhaps if we make puppyeyes some will give us the slash we want . . .
 
The Chibi What Lurks: Davidgardenprophet on February 14th, 2007 08:46 am (UTC)
Yes! Yes! Puppy Eyes.
 
Jenstrokeof_genie on April 15th, 2007 02:25 am (UTC)
I was actually doing a search for Deadpool and Cable slash, and stumbled across this post. I thought I'd link you this fic, since it's, like, the only one I've found. And it's not even real slash, it's Wade wanting Nate to stay naked. Just figured I'd share, because there really isn't enough out there, and maybe if there's more squee over what is there people will catch on? :D Fangirls can hope.
 
zara_the_piratezara_the_pirate on April 16th, 2007 02:53 am (UTC)
:shoves none-too-gently over to the community :
Go poke 'em with a stick.
 
ahmien on October 29th, 2008 01:26 am (UTC)
OMG!! There is SO much love for you man!! I've been looking FOREVER for this!!! *clicks the link!*

 
ahmien on October 29th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
There's a single fic on AdultFanfiction.net though you have to be 18+ to get into it.Not that I doubt you can or anything. Search 'deadpool' and you'll find it. I'd give you the link but AFF like totally kills links last I checked. Think it was called 'Somthings you're not supposed to see' by Navis
And dude, I totally share your thoughts on it. The comic makes the pairing practically canon! There needs to be more slash! We should get on that *nodnod*